Shame On You, Mary Kate

It turns out that one of the Olsen twins, (although I might be struck for using that term collectively these days) Mary Kate, has been admitted into some sort of treatment facility for anorexia. Perhaps the fact they ARE no longer being referred to as a unit means she can't go on hiding behind the grotesquely overweight sister any longer.

This news was quite thrilling to my mother, not that she wished this sickness upon the girl or anything. She's just the type of person where once she gets something into her head, she MUST say it every time she sees the person, as if we didn't hear her opinion of the situation THE FIRST FIVE TIMES. Imagine this scenario when you're watching something and they keep panning back to her (i.e. when they hosted SNL -and you'll catch my drift).

So anyway, every time mom sees Mary Kate, (I think that's the one who is sick anyway), she says, "That girl is TOO skinny!" or sometimes she varies it by saying, "She looks awful!" etc. etc. Now that it is finally confirmed, my mother can finally bask in the knowledge that she was indeed right all along.

Now if only I could find evidence to support my theory that Jennifer Love Hewitt is NOT indeed the next Mary Poppins, hell I'd gloat as well.