Nine Great Things About I Love The 90's: 1995
1. On Toy Story "This is a film that, for the first time, captures the extraordinary tension that exists between cowboys and astronauts."-Michael Ian Black
2. On Hugh Grant's sex scandal "I think it was quite nice because it dispelled the rumor of Hugh Grant's kind of loveliness...The fact that it didn't hurt his career is proof that Americans don't care, as long as you have an accent."-Craig Ferguson
3. On Brittany Murphy, then and now "Brittany Murphy looks a smidge different now. She's lost umm, a smidge of weight."- Rachael Harris
4. On Party of Five "It wasn't so much a party as it was a terrible, terrible story about dead parents."- Michael Ian Black
5. On Braveheart "When I saw Braveheart I thought wow, ths is really violent. Now we know Mel was just warming up."-Modern Humorist
6. On TLC "They're a very good trio. Very cute. And one of them's an arsenist...SO WHAT?"-Michael Ian Black
7. On Hootie and the Blowfish "Not only was this Hootie and the Blowfish's biggest year, it was their ONLY year."-Michael Ian Black
8. On Coolio's Gangsta's Paradise video "Big fat guy. He looked like the wind. You know. The profile and the big cheeks? Next time you see that, think of the old drawings of the wind going shhwwwoo"-Stephen Lynch
9. More on Braveheart "The primary lesson I learned from this film is that Scottish people don't wear underwear. And I think that's true to this day- talk to Sean Connery."- Michael Ian Black
2. On Hugh Grant's sex scandal "I think it was quite nice because it dispelled the rumor of Hugh Grant's kind of loveliness...The fact that it didn't hurt his career is proof that Americans don't care, as long as you have an accent."-Craig Ferguson
3. On Brittany Murphy, then and now "Brittany Murphy looks a smidge different now. She's lost umm, a smidge of weight."- Rachael Harris
4. On Party of Five "It wasn't so much a party as it was a terrible, terrible story about dead parents."- Michael Ian Black
5. On Braveheart "When I saw Braveheart I thought wow, ths is really violent. Now we know Mel was just warming up."-Modern Humorist
6. On TLC "They're a very good trio. Very cute. And one of them's an arsenist...SO WHAT?"-Michael Ian Black
7. On Hootie and the Blowfish "Not only was this Hootie and the Blowfish's biggest year, it was their ONLY year."-Michael Ian Black
8. On Coolio's Gangsta's Paradise video "Big fat guy. He looked like the wind. You know. The profile and the big cheeks? Next time you see that, think of the old drawings of the wind going shhwwwoo"-Stephen Lynch
9. More on Braveheart "The primary lesson I learned from this film is that Scottish people don't wear underwear. And I think that's true to this day- talk to Sean Connery."- Michael Ian Black
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