I'll Be The Man Who Will Fight For Your Honor

On what was surely "the most dramatic rose ceremony...EVER", our latest bachelor, Byron, offered the final rose (and apparently, his hand in marriage) to second-time's-the-charm contestant, Mary. Really it was more over the top than touching in my humble opinion. I kept waiting for him to say, "Mary, will you marry me?" but I don't think he said it just that way. Ahh! Foiled again.:( No worries for runner up Tonya. She kept it real in her goodbye speech. I guess the only thing fake on that chick is her set of knockers.

But one question still remains...what will Mary do when Byron inevitably goes back on tour with Chicago? Or as Byron likes to play it, back on tour with the other "fisherman"? Surely she's the inspiration, but I would think fishing day in and day out would also be a hard habit to break...:)