Psymphonic Psychotics Version 7.0

Guest post today brought to you by the letter L and the lovely Miss Dawn over at Tiny Voices In My Head.

A Psychotic Telephone Conversation Held on 8/4/05 at the Symphony Office in Which I Work:
*ring ring!*
Me: Symphony office, this is Dawn.
Psychotic: Yes, I was wondering why my mother isn't in your database anymore. I received my subscription brochure but she didn't. This is ridiculous. She gives your organization money every year and...
Me: What is her name? I'll see if she is in the database.
Psychotic: *gives her mother's name*
Me: She is in the database which means we did send her a brochure. Perhaps it got lost in the mail or she accidentally threw it away???
Psychotic: Well, that's not right because my mother gives your organization money every year!
Me: I'm sorry, I'll put another brochure in the mail to her today.
Psychotic: That is ridiculous that she is not in the database! She gives your organization money every year!
*At this point, I think she has a stutter.*
Me: Ma'am, she IS in the database. I can recite her address and phone number to prove it, if you'd like.
Psychotic: Has she given you money yet this year? She always gives you money.
Me: No, she has not so far this year.
Psychotic: Well, maybe she would if she were in the database and received a brochure!!!
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