7 Great Things About I Love The 70's, Volume 2: 1974 & 1975
1974
1. "Let me tell you. When I watched Password I discovered what anxiety attacks were." (Luis Guzman on Password)
2. "Chico and the Man. That was a show that did for Latinos what Sanford and Son did for black people, which is not a lot." (Greg Fitzsimmons) "Without the mustache he could be Burt Reynolds. Who cares?" (Michael Ian Black on Freddie Prinze)
3. "Before the Heimlich Maneuver there was this process called, 'Everyone Stand Around And Stare At The choking person.'" (Brad Sherwood) "'If arms can't reach around the victim, immediately go to the floor procedure'. If arms can't reach around the victim this isn't their debut choking. They've spent an awful lot of time cramming food down their throat." (Michael Ian Black)
4. "My favorite ELO song? Don't Bring Me Down, because I just wanted to know who Bruce was." (Michael Colton and John Aboud)
5. "Cause the 70's fashion wasn't tacky enough, let's put rhinestones on it!" (Adam Ferrera on the Bedazzler)
6. "You got a disaster of global proportions that might show up in the Bible? Chuck Heston will be there." (Hal Sparks on Earthquake)
7. "You have Jodie Foster, Ellyn Burstyn directed, by Martin Scorcese. How did that all become a tv show that says 'Kiss My Grits'?! Tell me that!" (guy from Howard Stern, talking about the movie, Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore)
1975
1. "Robert Urich was in every show in the 70's. If you wanted to pick up chicks in the 70s you needed a mustache, chest hair or you needed to be Robert Urich." (Chris Jericho)
2. "It wasn't like it was asking you, 'Can you do The Hustle? Would you like to do The Hustle? It was just DO THE HUSTLE!" (Shandrella Avery) "There was a little bit of an abusive undertone- DO THE HUSTLE!" (Mo Rocca)
3. "That was just them throwing a bone to the straight guys in the audience, both of them." (Weird Al Yankovic on Susan Sarandon being naked in Rocky Horror Picture Show)
4. "I always thought it was Lady Marmalade. I thought it was a song about jelly." (Annabelle Gurwitch)
5. "Some people say he ran a foul of the mafia. Obviously that's not true. The mafia doesn't exist. But he may have made some enemies in the labor movement somewhere. Or others say- no, that's pretty much all people say. The mob killed him." (Michael Ian Black on Jimmy Hoffa)
6. "I always thought it would be really cool to live on Thunder Road. Yeah, make a left on Maple and then a right on THUNDER ROAD!" (Michael Colton and John Aboud on the Bruce Springsteen song, Thunder Road)
7. "Before you had the constipated sounds of Michael Bolton in the 80's, you had the constipated, gritty sounds of Joe Cocker in the 70's." (Stephanie D'Abruzzo) "Why not you are so beautiful? To me?! I think that's an insult." (Nicole Sullivan) "He might as well have been singing, 'No One Else Thinks You're Beautiful, But Me.'" (Mo Rocca on Joe Cocker)
1. "Let me tell you. When I watched Password I discovered what anxiety attacks were." (Luis Guzman on Password)
2. "Chico and the Man. That was a show that did for Latinos what Sanford and Son did for black people, which is not a lot." (Greg Fitzsimmons) "Without the mustache he could be Burt Reynolds. Who cares?" (Michael Ian Black on Freddie Prinze)
3. "Before the Heimlich Maneuver there was this process called, 'Everyone Stand Around And Stare At The choking person.'" (Brad Sherwood) "'If arms can't reach around the victim, immediately go to the floor procedure'. If arms can't reach around the victim this isn't their debut choking. They've spent an awful lot of time cramming food down their throat." (Michael Ian Black)
4. "My favorite ELO song? Don't Bring Me Down, because I just wanted to know who Bruce was." (Michael Colton and John Aboud)
5. "Cause the 70's fashion wasn't tacky enough, let's put rhinestones on it!" (Adam Ferrera on the Bedazzler)
6. "You got a disaster of global proportions that might show up in the Bible? Chuck Heston will be there." (Hal Sparks on Earthquake)
7. "You have Jodie Foster, Ellyn Burstyn directed, by Martin Scorcese. How did that all become a tv show that says 'Kiss My Grits'?! Tell me that!" (guy from Howard Stern, talking about the movie, Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore)
1975
1. "Robert Urich was in every show in the 70's. If you wanted to pick up chicks in the 70s you needed a mustache, chest hair or you needed to be Robert Urich." (Chris Jericho)
2. "It wasn't like it was asking you, 'Can you do The Hustle? Would you like to do The Hustle? It was just DO THE HUSTLE!" (Shandrella Avery) "There was a little bit of an abusive undertone- DO THE HUSTLE!" (Mo Rocca)
3. "That was just them throwing a bone to the straight guys in the audience, both of them." (Weird Al Yankovic on Susan Sarandon being naked in Rocky Horror Picture Show)
4. "I always thought it was Lady Marmalade. I thought it was a song about jelly." (Annabelle Gurwitch)
5. "Some people say he ran a foul of the mafia. Obviously that's not true. The mafia doesn't exist. But he may have made some enemies in the labor movement somewhere. Or others say- no, that's pretty much all people say. The mob killed him." (Michael Ian Black on Jimmy Hoffa)
6. "I always thought it would be really cool to live on Thunder Road. Yeah, make a left on Maple and then a right on THUNDER ROAD!" (Michael Colton and John Aboud on the Bruce Springsteen song, Thunder Road)
7. "Before you had the constipated sounds of Michael Bolton in the 80's, you had the constipated, gritty sounds of Joe Cocker in the 70's." (Stephanie D'Abruzzo) "Why not you are so beautiful? To me?! I think that's an insult." (Nicole Sullivan) "He might as well have been singing, 'No One Else Thinks You're Beautiful, But Me.'" (Mo Rocca on Joe Cocker)
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