Nine Great Things About I Love The 90's: 1996
1. On the Macarena "We white people do love to dance in formation."- Beth Littleford
2. On Zubaz pants "I want my pants to be as vivid as my imagination and Zubaz pants were."-MIB
3. On Kathie Lee's Sweatshop Scandal "I didn't need a reason to hate Kathie Lee Gifford, I was just happy to get one."-Hal Sparks
4. On Ebonics "What's up? Why you all in my shit? Was a way of saying, cease and desist."-Mo Rocca
5. On Oasis "They were gonna be the next Beatles, and they were gonna take over the world and they were gonna be wonderful and have their Wonderwall. But primarily, they were about unibrows."- MIB
"In a band, four people, one eyebrow."-Chris Ferguson
6. On Bob Dole "I think Bob Dole was the old guy across the street when you hit a ball into his yard and you never got it back."-Bil Dwyer
7. On Mentos Commercials "Here's the weird thing about Mentos. All the ads featured people committing minor crimes and then being rewarded with candy in the end."-Hal Sparks
"If you go to Finland and get those Finnish actors, they'll just work for the Mentos because over there, these are gold. You can trade them for denim jeans and Marlboro cigarettes."-MIB
8. On Independence Day "That was the first time they had matched Will Smith with an alien...if you don't count Alfonso Ribero."-Jake Fogeinest
9. On Alanis "Irony is the disparity between what you expect will happen, and what does happen. So raining on your wedding day isn't ironic, it's just crappy. It would have been ironic if she had lived in a place like Seattle, and traveled to the desert of Mexico for a wedding and it ended up raining there, but not in Seattle. Alanis always gets the last laugh though. We all sit here, saying her song isn't ironic, but in fact, that's pretty ironic that she wrote a song called Ironic that wasn't really ironic. Those Canadians are pretty crafty."-Mo Rocca
2. On Zubaz pants "I want my pants to be as vivid as my imagination and Zubaz pants were."-MIB
3. On Kathie Lee's Sweatshop Scandal "I didn't need a reason to hate Kathie Lee Gifford, I was just happy to get one."-Hal Sparks
4. On Ebonics "What's up? Why you all in my shit? Was a way of saying, cease and desist."-Mo Rocca
5. On Oasis "They were gonna be the next Beatles, and they were gonna take over the world and they were gonna be wonderful and have their Wonderwall. But primarily, they were about unibrows."- MIB
"In a band, four people, one eyebrow."-Chris Ferguson
6. On Bob Dole "I think Bob Dole was the old guy across the street when you hit a ball into his yard and you never got it back."-Bil Dwyer
7. On Mentos Commercials "Here's the weird thing about Mentos. All the ads featured people committing minor crimes and then being rewarded with candy in the end."-Hal Sparks
"If you go to Finland and get those Finnish actors, they'll just work for the Mentos because over there, these are gold. You can trade them for denim jeans and Marlboro cigarettes."-MIB
8. On Independence Day "That was the first time they had matched Will Smith with an alien...if you don't count Alfonso Ribero."-Jake Fogeinest
9. On Alanis "Irony is the disparity between what you expect will happen, and what does happen. So raining on your wedding day isn't ironic, it's just crappy. It would have been ironic if she had lived in a place like Seattle, and traveled to the desert of Mexico for a wedding and it ended up raining there, but not in Seattle. Alanis always gets the last laugh though. We all sit here, saying her song isn't ironic, but in fact, that's pretty ironic that she wrote a song called Ironic that wasn't really ironic. Those Canadians are pretty crafty."-Mo Rocca
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