9 Great Things About I Love The 90's...1990: Part Deux
Ok, so some of you weren't around waayy back in the summer for VH1'sI Love The 90's. I mean AOGB recap style. No worries. Because back by popular demand, it's I Love The 90's recaps... part deux. I wonder. Do you think these pop culture tidbits were insulted when they didn't make the cut the first time?
Who am I kidding? I should just call this, "funny shit Michael Ian Black says" and call off the farce.
1. "It says, take my stuff. I am new to your city. I'm looking up. My! Aren't the buildings tall?!" (Godfrey on fanny packs)
2. ""I think that Kiss misunderstood Unplugged, so they took their makeup off." (Loni Love on MTV's Unplugged)
3. "Dolphins were getting hurt opening the cans because they don't have thumbs." (Greg Fitzsimmons on dolphin safety)
4. "America did not fully love Nascar when Days of Thunder came out. If it had just come out five years later, Tom Cruise woud be a star." (Michael Ian Black)
5. "Will Smith gets into some trouble in his West Philadelphia neighborhood, so his punishment is that he has to move in with his incredibly rich relatives in Bel Air. How stupid is he that he didn't get in trouble earlier?" (Mo Rocca on Fresh Prince)
6. "I felt a little bit like we were scraping the bottom of the barrel with Dick Tracy cause it's not like kids were clamoring to see the movie adaptation of a comic strip from the 30's." (Michael Ian Black)
7. "People wanna credit Ronald Reagan for the fall of the Soviet Union. I think it was Ronald McDonald and the McFish sandwich." (Hal Sparks on the first Mcdonalds coming to Moscow)
8. "You take the 2 things Americans love most- police work and Broadway melodies. It could win an Emmy. It could win a Tony." (Michael Ian Black on Cop Rock)
9. "Caller ID freed up a lot of people from friendships and family members they no longer wanted to deal with. With the technology we have today, I want an emotional Caller ID. I want to know what mood they're in. If it's my wife and she's angry? I'll pass." (Greg Fitzsimmons)
Who am I kidding? I should just call this, "funny shit Michael Ian Black says" and call off the farce.
1. "It says, take my stuff. I am new to your city. I'm looking up. My! Aren't the buildings tall?!" (Godfrey on fanny packs)
2. ""I think that Kiss misunderstood Unplugged, so they took their makeup off." (Loni Love on MTV's Unplugged)
3. "Dolphins were getting hurt opening the cans because they don't have thumbs." (Greg Fitzsimmons on dolphin safety)
4. "America did not fully love Nascar when Days of Thunder came out. If it had just come out five years later, Tom Cruise woud be a star." (Michael Ian Black)
5. "Will Smith gets into some trouble in his West Philadelphia neighborhood, so his punishment is that he has to move in with his incredibly rich relatives in Bel Air. How stupid is he that he didn't get in trouble earlier?" (Mo Rocca on Fresh Prince)
6. "I felt a little bit like we were scraping the bottom of the barrel with Dick Tracy cause it's not like kids were clamoring to see the movie adaptation of a comic strip from the 30's." (Michael Ian Black)
7. "People wanna credit Ronald Reagan for the fall of the Soviet Union. I think it was Ronald McDonald and the McFish sandwich." (Hal Sparks on the first Mcdonalds coming to Moscow)
8. "You take the 2 things Americans love most- police work and Broadway melodies. It could win an Emmy. It could win a Tony." (Michael Ian Black on Cop Rock)
9. "Caller ID freed up a lot of people from friendships and family members they no longer wanted to deal with. With the technology we have today, I want an emotional Caller ID. I want to know what mood they're in. If it's my wife and she's angry? I'll pass." (Greg Fitzsimmons)
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