Tell It To Me Tuesday "You Needed Me"

I hardly ever do memes, but Sara stole this one from Lengli who ripped it from someone else and so forth. So I figured it ain't exactly stealing if you pay it forward. This is how it works. Go to Google and type in "[Your First Name] needs" and see what kind of ridiculous results you get.

Here's what I got:

1. Janet needs your help. Hey what do you know? I've been known to ask for help a lot actually.

2. Janet needs to respect the feelings of colleagues. If by colleagues you mean "students" and by respect you mean "no blogging in the champagne room", I'll see what I can do, but I'm not promising anything.

3. Janet needs to be mock-attacked by a skinny white boy to try to inject some interest in her career. Something tells me adding any comments here would just cheapen the experience.

4. Janet needs someone to do publicity for the conference and suggested sending a general email with a brief movie or power point or something simple. Conferences are coming up next week. Whadda ya say? Are there any takers?

5. Janet needs to do your reading. Psychic reading that is. I might "need help" but apparently I'm rich in insight.

6. Janet needs to work harder at making George jealous. George? Who is this George? You think I would know considering I'm doing readings ad everything.

7. Janet needs to stick to her man Angel. Angel? I thought it was George? Hey now. I'm not looking for some hot stuff this evening.

8. Janet needs to share a bit of Arnie's carrot cake. I hope this isn't a euphimism for something else.

9. Janet needs help with her homework. Well I know I need help grading homework, I'm glad you noticed!

10. Janet needs help building a rocket ship to take her back to her planet. Interplanet Janet...she's the galaxy girl!

What are you waiting for? Now you!