7 Great Things About I Love The 70's, Volume 2: 1978 & 1979
1978
1. "Within the Holy Trinity of Leif Garrett, Shaun Cassidy and Andy Gibb, Andy Gibb was the holy father, I think." (Mo Rocca)
2. "Andy Gibb had very long tresses with which he could either curl under in some sort of a bob to look a little bit more prim and straight laced, or he feathered them back when he really wanted to play the slut." (Mo Rocca)
3. "Ginsu, a Japanese word, loosely translates to, in American 'Gullible housewives will buy this.'" (Jake Fogeinest)
4. "You know you had your ballads and your hard rockers. He brought us ALL together. (Bil Dwyer on Billy Joel)
5. "'Should have found out, had a heart of glass.' Yes, if she had quality medical care she could have." (Michael Colton and John Aboud on Blondie's Heart of Glass)
6. "Jodie Foster. I was terrified of her when she was a child. I really thought she could kick my ass." (Willie Garson)
7. "Flower pots and basically computer program music. You wouldn't think that would work. It did." (Michael Ian Black on Devo)
1979
1. "I think the American public was just craving a song about the dark lord of the Netherworld, Bealzebob himself, visiting one of our southern states and having a fiddling contest. And thank goodness, the Charlie Daniels Band was right there to fill that need." (Weird Al on the song, The Devil Went Down to Georgia)
2. "They were blowing up music. You have the option of not listening to the music. That's fine, too. But they were so angry at the music that they thought, 'Let's literally destroy music." (Michael Ian Black on the Disco Demolition) "If you hated disco so much, where did you get all those records to burn?" (Gloria Gaynor)
3. "The Rose was a movie about Bette Midler's perm. How could that perm fit on one person? How could so much hair be on one little person?" (Annabelle Gurwitch)
4. "I'm glad he's in a parking lot. That's where I want him. I want him on a short leash." (Michael Ian Black on Gregory Harrison's Trapper John MD character sleeping in a mobile home)
5. "It wasn't zero calories, it was one calorie. And that's what gave Tab it's extra kick!" (Rachael Harris)
6. "I think a Happy Meal would have made me happy... had it included love and acceptance." (Mo Rocca) "The prize was nice, but to me the prize was recognition. I liked that McDonald's was recognizing me as a consumer. Me a child. A mere child." (Michael Ian Black)
7. "The original title of Is She Really Going Out With Him? is, She's Not Gonna F*** Him, Is She?!" (Michael Colton and John Aboud on the Joe Jackson hit) "It's about the guy that I was in high school for example. You know, she's going otu with him? That douche? Let's say for example she's not going out with me. But him?! Honestly? It makes me think less of her." (Michael Ian Black)
1. "Within the Holy Trinity of Leif Garrett, Shaun Cassidy and Andy Gibb, Andy Gibb was the holy father, I think." (Mo Rocca)
2. "Andy Gibb had very long tresses with which he could either curl under in some sort of a bob to look a little bit more prim and straight laced, or he feathered them back when he really wanted to play the slut." (Mo Rocca)
3. "Ginsu, a Japanese word, loosely translates to, in American 'Gullible housewives will buy this.'" (Jake Fogeinest)
4. "You know you had your ballads and your hard rockers. He brought us ALL together. (Bil Dwyer on Billy Joel)
5. "'Should have found out, had a heart of glass.' Yes, if she had quality medical care she could have." (Michael Colton and John Aboud on Blondie's Heart of Glass)
6. "Jodie Foster. I was terrified of her when she was a child. I really thought she could kick my ass." (Willie Garson)
7. "Flower pots and basically computer program music. You wouldn't think that would work. It did." (Michael Ian Black on Devo)
1979
1. "I think the American public was just craving a song about the dark lord of the Netherworld, Bealzebob himself, visiting one of our southern states and having a fiddling contest. And thank goodness, the Charlie Daniels Band was right there to fill that need." (Weird Al on the song, The Devil Went Down to Georgia)
2. "They were blowing up music. You have the option of not listening to the music. That's fine, too. But they were so angry at the music that they thought, 'Let's literally destroy music." (Michael Ian Black on the Disco Demolition) "If you hated disco so much, where did you get all those records to burn?" (Gloria Gaynor)
3. "The Rose was a movie about Bette Midler's perm. How could that perm fit on one person? How could so much hair be on one little person?" (Annabelle Gurwitch)
4. "I'm glad he's in a parking lot. That's where I want him. I want him on a short leash." (Michael Ian Black on Gregory Harrison's Trapper John MD character sleeping in a mobile home)
5. "It wasn't zero calories, it was one calorie. And that's what gave Tab it's extra kick!" (Rachael Harris)
6. "I think a Happy Meal would have made me happy... had it included love and acceptance." (Mo Rocca) "The prize was nice, but to me the prize was recognition. I liked that McDonald's was recognizing me as a consumer. Me a child. A mere child." (Michael Ian Black)
7. "The original title of Is She Really Going Out With Him? is, She's Not Gonna F*** Him, Is She?!" (Michael Colton and John Aboud on the Joe Jackson hit) "It's about the guy that I was in high school for example. You know, she's going otu with him? That douche? Let's say for example she's not going out with me. But him?! Honestly? It makes me think less of her." (Michael Ian Black)
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