Guest Post: Will It Go Round In Circles?

Yesterday it seems my site was offline for awhile. I don't know why. Frankly, I don't care. If you missed it, my highly detailed take on new fall tv is below. If you get the chance, stroll scroll down, won't cha?

Today starts the first official guest post installment I mentioned trying out on Thursdays. This guest post from Jon @ Almost Poop was actually submitted weeks ago and he's been very patient in waiting to be posted. Ok, it can't exactly be considered patience if you have forgotten about guest posting altogether. I'm just kidding. Jon's a good sport though. I hope.

So read on. And remember, if you're interested in guest posting on a future Thursday, don't be shy...let me know!

I'm sick. I dont know what I have.

I mean, I had some sort of cold last week but today I woke up with the room spinning. I closed my eyes, thinking the room would stop.

Instead, it only spun the other direction.

I don't drink. I don't take drugs. I have no weird medical history. But today, today I can't drive to work. So here I sit, at least 10 days after I promised Janet I would guest blog for her, with absolutely nothing on my spinning brain to write about.

I went to a funeral last week, old people laughing and reminiscing about days gone by. They were happy to see each other, happy to see their 80-year--old friend leave this world after spending the last 30 years trapped in a wheelchair.

It was kind of cool, just not much of a story. Well, at least not the bloggy kind of stories you read everyday.

What about Sex? Politics? Religion?

Tried 'em all, like some more than others. I don't really like writing about two of those subjects and the other just reveals my love for midget porn. I guess that's a bloggy thing to write about, but it's probably not a good thing to do when you're a guest.

So, here I sit, unkept, two couches pushed together, watching the room spin around me again and again.

I think I'll close my eyes and spin the other way for a while.

Be good.