Nine Great Things About I Love The 90's: 1997

1. On Austin Powers "I think the worst thing about Austin Powers was that it didn't provide any catch phrases whatsoever."-Jake Fogeinest

2. On The Spice Girls "You want me to get with your friends? I guess we could work that out. If that's what you really, really want. I thought The Spice Girls were gonna last forever. I thought: here's OUR Rolling Stones. And then, six months later, they were no longer."-MIB

3. On What The Hell To Do With Beanie Babies "You can put one up on a shelf, put five in each hand...do some squats."- Rachael Harris

4. On Fiona Apple "She has a wonderful, 'been-dead-for-a-few-days' look about her."-Mo Rocca

5. On Jewel "She was such an inspiration to all of us Alaskans who grew up in vans."-Modern Humorist

6. On Ally McBeal "There was always tremendous singing going on at the bar and yet they were always able to hear each other talk. There was never any What? Wait. What?! Whenever I go to a bar, even if it's the jukebox, I can't hear a goddamn thing."-MIB

7. On Aqua's Barbie Girl "What's great about that song is that it had been about four and a half minutes since we had a cutesy, electronic pop song to annoy everyone."-Jake Fogeinest

8. On the Heaven's Gate Cult "Well, the Green Bay Packers wear the same uniform, why can't the Hale Bopp Cult wear the same uniform too?"-MIB

9. On Hanson "Hanson was like the Nelson twins if somebody put them in the dryer and they shrunk."-Hal Sparks