Nine Great Things About I Love The 90's: 1998
1. On Tinky Winky, the purple Teletubby "He is who he is. He's proud of who he is. I say go you gay teletubby! Go!" (MIB)
2. On boy bands like the Backstreet Boys "There's always an ugly one. The good news is you've been cast. The bad news is, you're the ugly one."
"Backstreet's back- ALRIGHT! Cause that's MY reaction when I hear Backstreet's back...ALRIGHT!"- Stephen Lynch
3.On Dawson's Creek "James Van Der Beek looks like he's 87 years old. He's in high school?! What? Is he the guidance counselor?"-Gillian Vigman
"Dawson's Creek really captured some of the awkwardness of a lot of high school students. They way they're sort of inarticulate and can't really string a sentence together a lot of the time."- Mo Rocca
4. On Natalie Imbruglia's Torn "I always imagined I was naked on the floor next to her and we were spooning"-MIB
5. On Jerry Springer "Typical guests on Jerry Springer's show maybe had 6 to 10 teeth and probably didn't have birth certificates."- Rachael Harris
6. More On Springer "Above all Jerry Springer is a healer. He's Christ as far as I'm concerned. Miracles happen every day on that show."-MIB
7. On Martha Stewart "In 1998 Martha Stewart's empire was at it's pinnacle. She owned 60% of Kmart and she owned 40% of her own soul."-Joel Stein
8. On Will Smith's Gettin' Jiggy Wit It "I don't know what the hell it means but it sounds like something I can do. I'm white. I might be able to get jiggy with it."-Chris Booker
9. On Swing Dancing "Men could throw women around in a constructive way. Highly choreographed physica abuse is basically what it boils down to."-MIB
2. On boy bands like the Backstreet Boys "There's always an ugly one. The good news is you've been cast. The bad news is, you're the ugly one."
"Backstreet's back- ALRIGHT! Cause that's MY reaction when I hear Backstreet's back...ALRIGHT!"- Stephen Lynch
3.On Dawson's Creek "James Van Der Beek looks like he's 87 years old. He's in high school?! What? Is he the guidance counselor?"-Gillian Vigman
"Dawson's Creek really captured some of the awkwardness of a lot of high school students. They way they're sort of inarticulate and can't really string a sentence together a lot of the time."- Mo Rocca
4. On Natalie Imbruglia's Torn "I always imagined I was naked on the floor next to her and we were spooning"-MIB
5. On Jerry Springer "Typical guests on Jerry Springer's show maybe had 6 to 10 teeth and probably didn't have birth certificates."- Rachael Harris
6. More On Springer "Above all Jerry Springer is a healer. He's Christ as far as I'm concerned. Miracles happen every day on that show."-MIB
7. On Martha Stewart "In 1998 Martha Stewart's empire was at it's pinnacle. She owned 60% of Kmart and she owned 40% of her own soul."-Joel Stein
8. On Will Smith's Gettin' Jiggy Wit It "I don't know what the hell it means but it sounds like something I can do. I'm white. I might be able to get jiggy with it."-Chris Booker
9. On Swing Dancing "Men could throw women around in a constructive way. Highly choreographed physica abuse is basically what it boils down to."-MIB
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