Stranger Than Fiction
In honor of the holiday, the following is a list of the Top 10 Things That I Deem Really Scary This Halloween (or, aka- random things that came to my mind as I wrote this entry)
10. People still seemingly enjoy William Shatner.
9. People ever enjoyed William Shatner.
8. Hell froze over and Sarah Michelle Gellar is now one of the top, opening weekend, box office babes ever, due to her movie, The Grudge.
7. Folks are still watching programs such as Fear Factor, Wife Swap, and I'll Show You Mine If You Show Me Yours. (Ok, so the last one is made up, but is it really all that far fetched?)
6. At 61, Blythe Danner really is old enough to play 40 year old Hank Azaria's mom. Meanwhile Hank Azaria could be cast as say, 19 year old Keira Knightley's love interest, and no one would make a peep about it.
5. We probably have at least 60 more years of Paris Hilton, "Zsa Zsa Gaboring" it for the cameras.
4. There are still fans that are shocked to believe Ashlee Simpson lip synched. These are the same individuals that went to the "George Michael CAN'T be GAY!" School of DUH.
3. The Daily Show, or SNL for that matter, really are the best places to get your news.
2. Due to the new show Life As We Know It, we all know something new about actor D.B. Sweeney; these days he looks more like D.B. Sweeney's dad. Now we all know why he's been hiding behind lucrative voiceovers for the past five years.
And finally, the number one SCARIEST thing this Halloween season...
1. George Bush might ACTUALLY win.
10. People still seemingly enjoy William Shatner.
9. People ever enjoyed William Shatner.
8. Hell froze over and Sarah Michelle Gellar is now one of the top, opening weekend, box office babes ever, due to her movie, The Grudge.
7. Folks are still watching programs such as Fear Factor, Wife Swap, and I'll Show You Mine If You Show Me Yours. (Ok, so the last one is made up, but is it really all that far fetched?)
6. At 61, Blythe Danner really is old enough to play 40 year old Hank Azaria's mom. Meanwhile Hank Azaria could be cast as say, 19 year old Keira Knightley's love interest, and no one would make a peep about it.
5. We probably have at least 60 more years of Paris Hilton, "Zsa Zsa Gaboring" it for the cameras.
4. There are still fans that are shocked to believe Ashlee Simpson lip synched. These are the same individuals that went to the "George Michael CAN'T be GAY!" School of DUH.
3. The Daily Show, or SNL for that matter, really are the best places to get your news.
2. Due to the new show Life As We Know It, we all know something new about actor D.B. Sweeney; these days he looks more like D.B. Sweeney's dad. Now we all know why he's been hiding behind lucrative voiceovers for the past five years.
And finally, the number one SCARIEST thing this Halloween season...
1. George Bush might ACTUALLY win.
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