Nine Great Things About I Love The 90's: 1999
1. On The Blair Witch Project "A lot of people thought the Blair Witch Project was a real documentary. A lot of people are retarded."- Mo Rocca
2. On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire "I think a more interesting show would be who wants to take a vow of poverty."-Craig Ferguson
3. On LFO "There was a whole pecking order of boy bands. It started with N'Sync and then you had the Backstreet Boys, and like 50 rungs down...was LFO."-Chris Booker
4. On Y2K "I was not fooling around with Y2K. I had water, kerosene. I had extra fanny packs. I bought some black market stinger missles and said come and get me."-MIB
5. On The Latin Music Invasion "You know that Gerardo was PISSED. Like I started that way back in the early 90's, ya know? With the Rico and the Suave...remember me?"
"Enrique and his mole were kinda like Daryl Hall and John Oates to me. You know what I mean? The mole wasn't necessary, but you know you like to see them together."-Hal Sparks
"Marc Anthony was by far the most hot AND the most skeletal of the three"-Mo Rocca
6. On the Atkins Diet "The Atkins Diet is where you eat bacon nonstop for 6 to 7 months and you lose weight...because you die."-MIB
7. On The Fight Club "I would talk about The Fight Club, but nobody talks about Fight Club."- Rich Eisen
"Then how do you get people to join? That's not good promotion."-Bobby Lee
8. On the Taco Bell Dog "It made me go less to Taco Bell. First of all, the dog was speaking Spanish...and the dog was SPEAKING."-Loni Love
9. More on Taco Bell "Who you gonna have? English sheepdogs selling tacos? No. English sheepdogs sell fish...and chips."-MIB
2. On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire "I think a more interesting show would be who wants to take a vow of poverty."-Craig Ferguson
3. On LFO "There was a whole pecking order of boy bands. It started with N'Sync and then you had the Backstreet Boys, and like 50 rungs down...was LFO."-Chris Booker
4. On Y2K "I was not fooling around with Y2K. I had water, kerosene. I had extra fanny packs. I bought some black market stinger missles and said come and get me."-MIB
5. On The Latin Music Invasion "You know that Gerardo was PISSED. Like I started that way back in the early 90's, ya know? With the Rico and the Suave...remember me?"
"Enrique and his mole were kinda like Daryl Hall and John Oates to me. You know what I mean? The mole wasn't necessary, but you know you like to see them together."-Hal Sparks
"Marc Anthony was by far the most hot AND the most skeletal of the three"-Mo Rocca
6. On the Atkins Diet "The Atkins Diet is where you eat bacon nonstop for 6 to 7 months and you lose weight...because you die."-MIB
7. On The Fight Club "I would talk about The Fight Club, but nobody talks about Fight Club."- Rich Eisen
"Then how do you get people to join? That's not good promotion."-Bobby Lee
8. On the Taco Bell Dog "It made me go less to Taco Bell. First of all, the dog was speaking Spanish...and the dog was SPEAKING."-Loni Love
9. More on Taco Bell "Who you gonna have? English sheepdogs selling tacos? No. English sheepdogs sell fish...and chips."-MIB
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