You Gotta Be In It To Win It
I must say, all of you came out in full force when I dangled the promise of a picture and a post of dedication over your heads. You should be ashamed of yourselves! Extrinsic motivation is something that I usually only use with my students. Even then it only works half of the time.
Anyway, here's what you've all been waiting for. Kinda.:)
The Myths
I don't have brown or red hair.
I don't look like Janeane Garofalo or Lisa Loeb.
I don't wear glasses all of the time.
I don't do blazers or big collars.
I don't have a tattoo of anything, anywhere.
I don't have a pierced naval.
I'm not a nerd.
I'm not Michael Ian Black.
I am not Nicole Kidman.
I don't have a "crazed" look.
I don't have awkward hand movements.
I'm not overweight.
I rarely wear ponytails.
I'm rarely seen smiling. I can't help it. It's my face.:(
I don't have any warts anywhere.
There are no known "spots" on my skin.
I rarely wear rings on my fingers.
The Truths
I do have hair.
My hair is naturally wavy, I straighten it every day.
I look like Janeane Garofalo on the inside.
I do wear glasses some of the time. Mainly for driving. I should wear them more. Seeing people from 5 feet away = good.
I like to think I'm well dressed.
I am a nerd.
I would like to be the female Michael Ian Black.
I do have a serious look a lot of the time. Too serious, in fact.
I often use my hands when I talk.
I have blue eyes but they often change color, depending on what I am wearing.
Don't let me pop culture facade mislead you. I am actually 27 years old.
I do wear perfume and makeup, in moderation.
I am right-handed.
I do have pierced ears.
I paint my toenails in the summertime, my fingernails on a regular basis.
I often sit indian style. Sometimes I have one leg up or down. I rarely sit with perfect posture.
I do dress fairly conservative, though I also often look and dress even younger than I am (I often shop in the children's section...shh)
My height is 5 foot, 1 inch...on a good day.
I am 50% Italian and feel it, but I don't look it.
I often change into pajamas when I get home.
I am an extroverted introvert.
I do watch a lot of TV. Intermittently this involves VH1.
I spend a lot of time on the computer, obviously.
I do consider only a few friends to be close friends.
I hope I'm friendly and kind.
I am a teacher.
I have a pale complexion.
I have long eye lashes.
I have two toe rings.
I don't do it often, but I CAN turn the world on with my smile.:)
You will notice I did not tell you everything there is to know about my apperance, at least not directly. Yes, this was intentional. I guess you'll have to just stay tuned for a post of dedication to the person(s) who knew me without knowing me.
And of course, the ultimate "prize" being...an actual picture.
Sorry. I'm just having too much fun milking this.
Anyway, here's what you've all been waiting for. Kinda.:)
The Myths
I don't have brown or red hair.
I don't look like Janeane Garofalo or Lisa Loeb.
I don't wear glasses all of the time.
I don't do blazers or big collars.
I don't have a tattoo of anything, anywhere.
I don't have a pierced naval.
I'm not a nerd.
I'm not Michael Ian Black.
I am not Nicole Kidman.
I don't have a "crazed" look.
I don't have awkward hand movements.
I'm not overweight.
I rarely wear ponytails.
I'm rarely seen smiling. I can't help it. It's my face.:(
I don't have any warts anywhere.
There are no known "spots" on my skin.
I rarely wear rings on my fingers.
The Truths
I do have hair.
My hair is naturally wavy, I straighten it every day.
I look like Janeane Garofalo on the inside.
I do wear glasses some of the time. Mainly for driving. I should wear them more. Seeing people from 5 feet away = good.
I like to think I'm well dressed.
I am a nerd.
I would like to be the female Michael Ian Black.
I do have a serious look a lot of the time. Too serious, in fact.
I often use my hands when I talk.
I have blue eyes but they often change color, depending on what I am wearing.
Don't let me pop culture facade mislead you. I am actually 27 years old.
I do wear perfume and makeup, in moderation.
I am right-handed.
I do have pierced ears.
I paint my toenails in the summertime, my fingernails on a regular basis.
I often sit indian style. Sometimes I have one leg up or down. I rarely sit with perfect posture.
I do dress fairly conservative, though I also often look and dress even younger than I am (I often shop in the children's section...shh)
My height is 5 foot, 1 inch...on a good day.
I am 50% Italian and feel it, but I don't look it.
I often change into pajamas when I get home.
I am an extroverted introvert.
I do watch a lot of TV. Intermittently this involves VH1.
I spend a lot of time on the computer, obviously.
I do consider only a few friends to be close friends.
I hope I'm friendly and kind.
I am a teacher.
I have a pale complexion.
I have long eye lashes.
I have two toe rings.
I don't do it often, but I CAN turn the world on with my smile.:)
You will notice I did not tell you everything there is to know about my apperance, at least not directly. Yes, this was intentional. I guess you'll have to just stay tuned for a post of dedication to the person(s) who knew me without knowing me.
And of course, the ultimate "prize" being...an actual picture.
Sorry. I'm just having too much fun milking this.
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